Retreating to a darkened room, I channelled my in-house, Halloween muse. She alighted on my shoulder whispering the words 'Creature Chic' into my ear in a rather unsettling and raspy voice! Adopting my best 'weird' facial expression, I hoofed it down to my local wig shop to look for the most glorious weaves and hairpieces in the kingdom with which to work with.
Clutching a bagful of precious, raven-coloured manes, I then scurried back to the studio muttering all sorts of Gothic jibberish under my breath. With Bauhaus playing in the background, I then proceeded to draw the curtains and lock all the doors. Standing at my workbench, surrounded by a labyrinth of bubbling chemistry apparatus, Van de Graaff generators, sizzling Babyliss curling tongs and an armoury of Elnett Satin hairspray, I set about creating my very own little, hirsute, Prometheus!
As the skies rumbled and lighting flashing overhead, I seized my moment, raising my furry Halloween creation aloft, I threw back my head in Oscar-worthy, dramatic fashion to let out the bloodcurdling cry......
.......it's alive, it's alive, it's ALIVE!!!!
Add a little 'Creature Chic' to your front door this Halloween